Artist - Keller Williams Song - Bob Rules Dm A Twelve o'clock check out we've got an entire hour Where is the remote, no time for the manual power C Dm I put the name tag over the heart On my shirt, that says 'Bob Rules' I stood in line for days With all the other fools G D A And then the voice of an angel that belonged to Rob Roddy Called my name and said 'Come on down, you're the next contestant' Oh my God I was hyperventilating G D A Asus4 A Asus4 A I hope I do not wake up from this dream; Which is what it was Dm A Janice she slipped on wearing a diamond dog collar Still in complete shock I muttered the words 'One Dollar' C Dm Everyone else overbid, And their eyes turned to me with rage For my dogs will be wearing diamonds And I get to go onstage Dm A I picked up old Bob and I hugged him just, like a bear He said 'Put me down son and feast your eyes over there' C Dm The sliding door was ajar, I was a happy as I could get For it was a brand new car-- A Chevrolet Chevette Dm A The showcase showdown was set for a quarter to noon My spin did not make it all the away around, I got booed C Dm So I pulled down as hard as I could Just like they all knew that I would I was happy to be alive When it landed on $0.95 B Bb A Dm Next thing I knew I was standing next to a Marine Who did not like her showcase and passed it on over to me Crunching the numbers I tried to remain calm How much is an all expenses paid trip to Guam? Before I could answer a banging came to my door The housekeeper said 'You must leave now or pay more -- you have dog' C Dm I guess I fell back asleep And slept right through that show But the next time I'm in L.A. You know where I'm gonna go